Office Rules!

• In any organization, there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
• Anyone can make a decision given enough facts.
• A good manager can make a decision without enough facts.
• A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.
• The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one time the Boss walks in your office.
• Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
• An easily-understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.
• If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you just don't understand the problem.
• The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
• If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy man - he will find an easier way to do it.