Ways to Maintain your Insanity!

• Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want french fries with that.
• As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
• Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer
• Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
• When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
• Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the state of the economy, we are going to have to downsize and let one of you go."